The Veterans Lounge – Morty

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – The Veteran’s Lounge is a column where I interview Help Force’s most impactful or interesting veterans. Through these columns, we find out more about their past and the things they’ve learned! In today’s release we have with us Morty, one of the oldest legends and founding members of the Help Force. Like seriously, this guy is ancient. Not to be confused with Mortimer Morty Smith Jr.

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Spill The Tea – Delitager

ZIPLINE, Scorp’s Office – Welcome back to the spectacularly entertaining column Spill The Tea. In this post, I force Delitager, the writer of this column, to herself spill some tea about herself and her interests. I know, it is quite an amazing inversion of roles. This is why I’m the best thing that happened to this website, suck it Jayden.

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[AUSIA] MISSION: LEGENDARY TRAINING

Hi Folks! Today we logged onto CPAB for an intense battle training! Congratulations everyone, the performance was really great! Thank you all for coming and thank you Snowflake and Wynn for leading it.

MAX: 36+

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[EU] BATTLE: HEAR THE ROAR

Hi everyone! Today we logged onto CPAB, Ice Breaker for a funny, dinosaur-themed practice battle against our allies, Ice Warriors! Sadly the game couldn’t handle letting all those dinosaurs out and crashed for many people. Thank you for everyone who stayed with us till the end and thank you ROOBOO and Snowflake for leading!

MAX: 25+

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[US] OPERATION: WHAT THE DUCK + HIDE&SEEK

Hello everyone! Thank you all for coming to the Ducks Takeover today and joining Hide and Seek game! Hope you all liked it. The event was led by Maya, ROOBOO and Nervous, who also organized the game. Congratulations all the winners!

MAX: 18+

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[AUSIA] OPERATION: DON’T LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN

Salutations Soldiers, today we logged onto CPAB for our fun CHICKEN/ROOSTER EVENT in which we really enjoyed together. Thanks to Yoda, Desireus, and Racoco for leading and I, ROOBOO, led as well!

MAX: 30+

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[AUSIA] OPERATION: DEMONIC RETREAT

Salutations everyone! Today we logged onto CPAB to bid farewell to one of our Second in CommandScorpion Demon! Thank you all for coming to this very nostalgic chaotic event! Hope you liked it, Keep Unleashing the Power of Helping! Have a good retirement, Scorp!

MAX: 41+

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[EU] BATTLE: DEFEND THE SAPPHIRE MINES

Greetings Family, today we logged onto CPAB for our fun battle against Water Vikings in which we dominated together. Thanks to Yoda for leading and I, ROOBOO, led as well!

MAX: 23+

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[EU/US] OPERATION: ANTI-NAP SEGMENT

Hi Helpers! Hope you all enjoyed this anti-sleep event and don’t regret sacrificing your rest to attend it! Thank you for that and thank you Snowflake and Wynn for leading us today. Keep Unleashing the Power of Helping and see you next time!

MAX: 21+

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Jellyfish’s Stinky Polls – The Junior Stink

Stinky, Stinky, Stinky! That’s what everyone is. But today, there’s an extra stink among the Juniors of HF… And Ru of course. I mean… Look at her. Yikes! You can smell it from so far away. Obviously, if you want to be a significant member of the Help Force, we need to check on your definitely valid opinions (lmao).

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