Roxy seems like a fun, loving staff member; however, she has a dark side that you do not want to see. Whenever she isn’t welcoming someone to the army or chatting away, she is murdering and bullying innocent people. Here is Roxy’s dark side.
[EU] PHASE 1 PRACTICE BATTLE: HF VS ACP
Posted on February 10, 2024 by zenishira
Hello Helpers, today we logged on CPAB and fought our brother allies, the Army of Club Penguin as part of the first phase of the February Training Camp. Thanks to everyone who attended the event and kudos to Zenishira and Beasto for leading the event!
Max: 19+
Comment below if you attended!
Roxy Cheats on Mocha
Posted on February 10, 2024 by Jo
Roxy has betrayed her long-term wife, deciding to marry Jo. To make matters worse, Choco was a possible candidate, and she blatantly rejected him. This is the story of how Roxy cheated on Mocha.
Wolfi Logs On
Posted on February 3, 2024 by Jo
The motherland witnessed an incredible feat during today’s SpongeBob event, as Wolfi logged on successfully. He persevered through various dangers, eventually reaching the event.
[AUSIA] FUN EVENT: LET IT GO!
Posted on February 3, 2024 by Evan HF
Hello Helpers! Last friday we logged on CPAB in Battleground – Stadium and then gathered on the discord server to watch the Frozen Movies! Thanks to all the helpers who attended the event and thanks to Jo for leading
MAX: 18+
[INT] GAME 1: CART SURFER CONTEST
Posted on January 22, 2024 by nick
Hello Helpers! Yesterday we logged on Club Penguin Army Battleground, stadium for Cart Surfer Event! Thanks to Riley for VC leading, BEASTO for leading the event and the helpers for attending! We ended the event with a cart surfing tournament on CPJ and staff promotions, congratulations to everyone who got promoted!
MAX: 22+
Army of Club Penguin Coups a Tax Fraud
Posted on January 20, 2024 by Jo
The Army of Club Penguin falls into a dark time as a tax fraud gets couped from leadership. AustinTaxFraud is awaiting trial, where he will hopefully face a life sentence in snake jail.
My (Not Stolen) Pets
Posted on January 13, 2024 by Jo
Over the years, I have acquired a wide variety of pets. These include dogs, cats, and cats that look like sheep. I am an expert pet owner. Here are all of my lovely (not stolen) pets.
100% Real End of Year Awards (Don’t Coup Me)
Posted on January 6, 2024 by Jo
We all know how the commanders like to rig the votes. The awards you saw at today’s Gala were rigged and we will not stand for this. Here are the real, 100% legit, Gala award winners.
[AUSIA] CARD JITSU TOURNAMENT
Posted on November 5, 2023 by Jo
Today, we logged onto CPABattleground and then CPJ for a Card Jitsu tournament. We did some amazing tactics led by Jo, and then we rushed to the dojo to battle in epic card fights. Congrats to Shay for winning the tournament!
Max: 17+
