The Help Force

Welcome to Spill The Tea! A column full of jokes, gossip, and entertainment! The ninth edition of this column, hosted by Delitager, brings Embiz to the spotlight…?

This week we are interviewing Embiz! Now I know what you’re thinking, who is Embiz? I’m here asking the same question too, he’s a mystery. So I locked him up at some place to find out who he is. Let’s find out who Embiz actually is together!

Well hello Embiz. Let’s start with a ‘how are you?’.

Hello Delitager. I’m feeling surely tired from watching you helpers chat in general chat

Why are you watching people talk in general?..

No reason, but it’s fun seeing you people talk for some reason.

..So who exactly are you? And why have you come here?

I’m a mystery for a reason.

And this column is called Spill The Tea for a reason.

After a long debate, Embiz finally decided to not be mute!

You know what fine, I’m a member from another army, I’ve been sent here to get as much as information I can gather. I have been hiding in the commander’s office and checking all the files for everything I need, I also found dozens of food here..? I don’t know if that’s supposed to be some clue or something but, I ate some of it. Just a thing, the coconuts were like heaven! I think I’ve said enough, is that all you need?

We aren’t finished yet Embiz. Name the army.

Pigtail hair penguins

LOL

What? Blame the owner!

I sure will, is there some sort of goal you have to achieve here?

Well.. yes BUT DONT YOU DARE ASK WHAT IT IS, I won’t tell you

I will have to try another way to know, what is there between us and you?

Nothing really

Then what is the reason of you being here?

Oh I can’t say that

Sus, if you want that debate again, we can if you want!

OK never mind, I was just here for the food I am sorry

I- so did you make up all of this story just for food?

That is correct

Are the leaders of PHP (pigtail hair penguins) involved in this?

Actually yes

What is the reason of you stealing our food?

We just heard rumors that your food was just really good specially the coconuts so, we decided to sneak around and steal some food..

We should make you our second raccoon, who is the person spreading rumours?

Uhh I don’t know that, I just heard this from the leaders

This is enough, I have enough information you can leave now.

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That was quite interesting, I will now have to tell Snowy and Wynn to stash all the food in a safer place so thiefs like Embiz don’t steal our food again (or I could steal some of it). Thank you for reading till the end, hope you enjoyed! Come back next week for some more tea!

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